by Ingvar Jævel
Hello once again to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
I know it has been a long time since my last story about my adventures in Scientology, but I have a good excuse! I did not feel like writing anything for you! Do not be offended! You can’t help it!
So as I [...]

By Daniella A. Apple
So I heard somewhere last week that President Barackobama is going to stop sending NASA army men to the moon. Good! Except I don’t really trust it. Mr. Barackobama seems nice and everything, and even though he’s African-Canadian (well, half African-Canadian at least) I still think he is telling us lies about [...]

Honestly, these crack me up and make me very sad at the same time:
This one is even better, but embedding is disabled for some reason.

(h/t Andrew Sullivan)

More awesome righteousness from our favourite utility infielder:
Nobody ever accused Rex Hudler of being dull. In fact, his humor, enthusiasm, and unpredictable behavior brightened up clubhouses in six cities over his 13-year major league career.
So what was the accomplishment for which Hudler is best remembered by former teammates? “I ate a bug once in St. [...]

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Peckham pumped for potential permanent position
Sibilants.

Note the presence of the Righteous Fiver:

I don’t want to say anything bad about Krankor, since he’s given me a place to share my deepest thoughts — it’s almost as if I can reach out and high five every one of you! — but it seems like Krankor’s comment system is as loopy as Oil Can Boyd after a night huffing [...]