http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndlLNucQs4

The local fishwrappers are apoplectic today over the Oilers’ 4-3 loss to the Red Wings last night. The team lacks heart, no competitive drive, too soft (and this comment coming after a loss to the butter-soft Wings), they’re “slow-learners”, etc. ad nauseum.
And they’re not wrong, precisely. The first two periods were an abomination. I arrived [...]

“As Todd is my witness, I thought turkeys wouldn’t die”
(Reference here for the unenlightened)

Maybe as far back as Iggy’s joke about Fergie Olver and Crisco.
The part that knocked me out starts at about 4:23
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by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem
Yes, well, hrm. Hmm… YES! Quite so! An altogether most erudite, not to say spot-on, um, yes, ey wot.
Where was I? Right! Immigrants! Fucking fishmongering fuck fishers! I find myshelf agreeing with… um… in agreement with… someone of great intelligences…
Right! Hrm, hmm, yes! Altogether spot on! My doctor is [...]

Had a birthday today. Shut up.
I’m definitely getting old, as demonstrated by writing blog posts about how old I’m getting. I also like to ramble in list form:

Music these days. It’s not quite what I feared would happen — that I wouldn’t “get” it or I’d feel old because contemporary music trends offended my sensibilities [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway
Hello again my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
Before I leave this lovely country and return to my beautiful home in Kongsvinger, I have decided I must not leave before I see the great United States of America with my own two eyes [...]

Every day on my way to work, I pass a little strip mall in a fairly busy part of town. The mall contains the following businesses, in order:

A convenience store
A payday loans place
A sex toys shop
Another payday loans place
Another sex toys shop
A porn shop
A convenience/liquor store

There’s a vacant storefront in the mall. I don’t know [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway
Hello my Canadian and American friends! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
I must tell you how wonderful it is to be here in the land of hockey! I am here now 18 months and now I know most of your secrets and also what it is like [...]