by Daniella A. Apple, upstanding citizen, crank So I got called in for Jury Duty last month. I guess being a successful political candidate means that the justice systems recognize that I am trustworthy and judgemental, so of course I said yes even though it is corrupt and controlled by an international cabal of Corporations [...]
I make no apologies for the esoteric, not to say peculiar, nature of the posts on this site. To the extent that it’s funny to anyone at all, I expect that my old friends get the most out of it, though even they probably think I’m a few nerds short of a sci-fi convention, so [...]
Been busy. Hope to post more soon, but in the meantime here’s a quick summary of current events ’round here: Lord Edmund Bryll has finally been allowed back into the bedroom. Or, as he put it in an excruciatingly long e-mail to me: “I find myself in the altogether pleasant, not to say triumphant, position [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, Naomi Klein stalker So the Amerikkkan government wants to spend money on bigwig fatcat plutocrats who run car companies. Funny. I thought the car companies were the government! Oh well. I’m sure it will all turn out great for the little guy and the environment. I’m being sarcastic. The other day [...]
Via Cracked.com, I ran across an interesting article about a guy who threw away all his worldly possessions and wandered unprepared into the Alaska wilderness and starved to death. It’s worth checking out, but I can’t help but disagree with some the author’s assertions. He weaves together a compelling narrative, trying to tease out the [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, private citizen and proprietor of Amazing Online Recycled Craft Subscribe Market Some of you may have been wondering what I have been up to since the election was stolen from me. Leave me alone, spies! It is none of your business! Anyway, since the election where the KKKonservatives and LIEbrals conspired [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, former Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan So as I predicted the NEOCONS and the Corporations stole the election. “They” say that I only got 12 votes and the winner from the REFORM ALLIANCE NECONS got over 25,000. Funny. I must have spoke to a million people before the [...]
Moderator: Welcome back to part two of the debate. Let’s get right to the questions. What is your solution to the problem of nuclear proliferation, especially among so-called rogue states? Lord Bryll, your answer? Lord Edmund Bryll: Right, quite right, yes. Now, unlike my esteemed competitor here, which admittedly is a particularly low threshold [...]
Moderator: Today we welcome to our venue two of the leading voices at Krankor.com: Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan, and Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem. Welcome to you both, and thanks for joining us. Lord Edmund Bryll: Yes, yes, thank you Mr. Williams, thank you. Delighted to be here, [...]
Last night I had a dream about the upcoming Vice Presidential debate between Caribou Barbie and Joe Whatshisnuts, except in the dream it was a debate between Daniella A. Apple and Lord Edmund Bryll. They both basically talked non-stop without concern for each other, the audience, or the moderator (Anson Williams). At one point Lord [...]