By popular demand, I’m introducing a new feature that will make Krankor 27.43% more interactive and also bring us into compliance with DoD 5015.02-STD (our auditors tell us we need this to get ISO 9000 certification). So, in the comments below, I invite you to ask any question you like of any of the Krankor [...]

(maybe some ointment would help).

After scoring two goals in his first game back from a stint on the IR due to concussion, Ales Hemsky almost single-handedly beat the Blue Jackets tonight. I’ve seen him do it enough over the years that it shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but holy crap.

Sporkless made me post this. He’s tough but fair: While I’m at it, check out this flukey play: To recap: Roloson tried to play it off the glass and apparently forgot about the whole “angle of reflection” dealie from physics class. In the ensuing panic, a Canuck throws the puck into the slot, where it [...]

Until I moved out west, I never realized how generally crappy Hockey Night in Canada’s coverage of the Western Conference was. If the Cup finals in ’06 hadn’t proven it beyond all doubt, tonight’s gaffe may have surprised me more. Sharks/Oilers tonight, the first goal was scored by some guy I’ve never heard of named [...]