iLine for the iPad and make lots of obnoxious iPuns!

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

by Ingvar Jævel Hello again to you all! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! This time it has only been a short while since I last wrote to you all! Consider yourselves very lucky! The last time I sent my own mother a birthday card was 2006! Right before she ran off with [...]

Norwegian life

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Wonder what Ingvar would have to say about this? Something insulting, probably.

I am now finishing my Scientology story for you all! With midgets!

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

by Ingvar Jævel Hello once again to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I know it has been a long time since my last story about my adventures in Scientology, but I have a good excuse! I did not feel like writing anything for you! Do not be offended! You can’t help it! [...]

Secrets man was not meant to know! From Norway!

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

by Ingvar Jævel Hello again to you all! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! All of the Internet, even the asshole and pansy parts, is very excited about this thing that happened in the sky above my beloved homeland, Norway! Many people are asking what it was! Do not ask! When we want [...]

You can’t fool all of the people all of the time unless they are Scientologists!

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

by Ingvar Jævel, “Lead Singer” Hello to you! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I am still writing down the story of my adventures but it will be coming soon! For now I will share with you the album cover that I got someone to Photoshop for me! We Norwegians know a guy! [...]

I am in a band! For spiritual fulfilment!

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

by Ingvar Jævel Hello again to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! It has been a long time since I wrote to you all, but I have a good excuse! I was becoming a better person through the exact scientistical techniques of Scientology! Or something! I am not certain they cured me from [...]

Outtakes

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Everybody loves outtakes, right? No? Screw you. Anyway, I was just doing some housecleaning on this here bloglike device, and noticed dozens of abortive posts. Many of them exist solely as enigmatic titles, and whose prospective contents I no longer remember. Here are some of the more promising sounding ones: The Krankor Level of Excellence: [...]

My spiritual side is an asshole!

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

by Ingvar Jævel Hello to you all once again! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Perhaps you are wondering where I have been since my last posting! According to my handlers I should tell you it is none of your business! But I am not like that! I tell you to fuck yourself, too! Hah! [...]

Ask the Krankor Krew!

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

By popular demand, I’m introducing a new feature that will make Krankor 27.43% more interactive and also bring us into compliance with DoD 5015.02-STD (our auditors tell us we need this to get ISO 9000 certification). So, in the comments below, I invite you to ask any question you like of any of the Krankor [...]

More inauguration satellite imagery

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009