by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media Hello again so soon! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I have obtained a spy satellite photograph of the inauguration! We Norwegians know a guy!
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media Hello to you all my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Today I am writing to you from America’s Oslo: Washington, D.C.! I do not know what the D.C. stands for, but it is probably something stupid! I came to [...]
Things have been slow ’round these here parts on account of the new year backlog at work, but I wanted to let everybody know about the toasty goodness that’s almost ready to be served. I’ll list them here in Sporkless-approved bullet form, so as not to incur his wrath any further. I heard that Sporkless [...]
Godly reckoning for home intruder The Norse believed Thor rode through the heavens during thunderstorms An intruder received a taste of divine reckoning as he was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor. UPDATE: On a related note, it looks like it may be [...]
I make no apologies for the esoteric, not to say peculiar, nature of the posts on this site. To the extent that it’s funny to anyone at all, I expect that my old friends get the most out of it, though even they probably think I’m a few nerds short of a sci-fi convention, so [...]
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Festive greetings to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Since I am having Christmas in America this year I decide to shop like Americans! In Norway we give pickled fishes for gifts! Even we Norwegians think that is disgusting! So I went to a [...]
Been busy. Hope to post more soon, but in the meantime here’s a quick summary of current events ’round here: Lord Edmund Bryll has finally been allowed back into the bedroom. Or, as he put it in an excruciatingly long e-mail to me: “I find myself in the altogether pleasant, not to say triumphant, position [...]
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello again to you all! It is I! Ingvar! From Norway! Once again I am writing to you from the beautiful Land of the Braves and Home of Mr. Freeze! America! How I love this place and its trusting people and easily distracted watchmen! Yesterday was [...]
But probably not.
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello again my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! One more strange thing about Canada and America is how people like to write things in lists! I almost think they lack intelligence to write like normal prose, but then I think no, [...]