by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem. In straightened economic circumstances, not unlike those which have recently manifested themselves owing to some extraordinarily poor planning on behalf of some of my lesser colleagues in the banking industry, and shamefully exacerbated by their inability to remain excessively wealthy, one must occassionally turn to the lighter side, [...]

LordEdmundBryll It has come to my attention that a sortie, or raid as it were, is scheduled to occur against that wretched Empire Club after cocktails. LordEdmundBryll I share this information knowing that the semi-literate troglodytes who comprise the Empire Club’s membership will be none the wiser. LordEdmundBryll I fully acknowledge the fact of Prince [...]

Everybody loves outtakes, right? No? Screw you. Anyway, I was just doing some housecleaning on this here bloglike device, and noticed dozens of abortive posts. Many of them exist solely as enigmatic titles, and whose prospective contents I no longer remember. Here are some of the more promising sounding ones: The Krankor Level of Excellence: [...]

The micro-blogging format was practically designed with him in mind… If you ever get a friend invite from him on Facebook, my advice is to just ignore him.

By popular demand, I’m introducing a new feature that will make Krankor 27.43% more interactive and also bring us into compliance with DoD 5015.02-STD (our auditors tell us we need this to get ISO 9000 certification). So, in the comments below, I invite you to ask any question you like of any of the Krankor [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Shortly after the yuletide season, which one may rest assured passed in luxurious splendour and with generous helpings of good cheer, not to say rum, I was moved to pen an important and altogether timely treatise on the so-called crisis that is gripping the woefully unprepared economies of [...]

Things have been slow ’round these here parts on account of the new year backlog at work, but I wanted to let everybody know about the toasty goodness that’s almost ready to be served. I’ll list them here in Sporkless-approved bullet form, so as not to incur his wrath any further. I heard that Sporkless [...]

I make no apologies for the esoteric, not to say peculiar, nature of the posts on this site. To the extent that it’s funny to anyone at all, I expect that my old friends get the most out of it, though even they probably think I’m a few nerds short of a sci-fi convention, so [...]

Out of the Rolling Stone 100 Best Singles of 2008, I recognize precisely 4 titles. See if you can guess which four. Here are some hints: two I only know because their videos went viral, one I know because of a minor controversy, and the other is just so ubiquitous that even I couldn’t avoid [...]

By Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As regards this time of year, which you should not fail to note is of a festive nature, owing to the impending occurance of the Christmas holiday celebrating the birth of our Lord and Saviour, those of us of higher, not to say superior, breeding turn our thoughts [...]