Been busy. Hope to post more soon, but in the meantime here’s a quick summary of current events ’round here: Lord Edmund Bryll has finally been allowed back into the bedroom. Or, as he put it in an excruciatingly long e-mail to me: “I find myself in the altogether pleasant, not to say triumphant, position [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem I wander’d through the richly appointed halls As if in some vibrant, not to say lucid, dream She’s frigid as a brass monkey’s balls Yet I hold her in most high esteem To my place of banishment I reluctantly go Handsomely decorated though it may be For my [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Have I recounted for you, my faithful readership, the fascinating and thoroughly perplexing tale of the rather painful, not to say agonizing, consequences of my altogether befuddling recent banishment to the sitting room, and the ensuing interaction with the medical community with which I was subsequently saddled, though [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Yes, well, hrm. Hmm… YES! Quite so! An altogether most erudite, not to say spot-on, um, yes, ey wot. Where was I? Right! Immigrants! Fucking fishmongering fuck fishers! I find myshelf agreeing with… um… in agreement with… someone of great intelligences… Right! Hrm, hmm, yes! Altogether spot on! [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem It would appear, to all but the most recalcitrant and altogether unserious observers, that I have run afoul of one of the multitudinous unwritten rules of marital circumstance, being as I am now, and for what I judge to be a few days henceforth, barred, not to say [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Yes, now, where was I? Oh right, yes, of course. You see, to the extent that, indeed, my remarks could be misconstrued by the cretinous as having vaguely slanderous overtones, one must remember that the Monseigneur most certainly brought it upon himself, and my words in no way [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As one who is held, and quite rightly, if I am to be entirely honest and forthcoming, to a higher standard than the common man, as a natural consequence of my eminence bestowed upon me both by noble birth and also through my altogether extraordinary adventures vis a [...]
Anybody know the difference? I’d ask Lord Edmund Bryll, since surely he’d know if anybody did, but…
I’ll be attending the season opener for the Oilers tonight, which will be the fourth consecutive home opener I’ve been to. In previous years, we got a free “rally towel” with the Oilers logo and the logo of some random sponsor (the Journal, Scotiabank, Crazy Wojtek’s Perogy Hut), and last year’s had a random player [...]
Moderator: Welcome back to part two of the debate. Let’s get right to the questions. What is your solution to the problem of nuclear proliferation, especially among so-called rogue states? Lord Bryll, your answer? Lord Edmund Bryll: Right, quite right, yes. Now, unlike my esteemed competitor here, which admittedly is a particularly low threshold [...]