Haven’t heard a peep from our beloved pig brother for four days. I do hope he’s okay. In entirely unrelated and no-doubt coincidental news, Lady Edwina Bryll hasn’t been seen for about four days. You don’t think….? Nah. Couldn’t be.
Moderator: Today we welcome to our venue two of the leading voices at Krankor.com: Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan, and Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem. Welcome to you both, and thanks for joining us. Lord Edmund Bryll: Yes, yes, thank you Mr. Williams, thank you. Delighted to be here, [...]
Last night I had a dream about the upcoming Vice Presidential debate between Caribou Barbie and Joe Whatshisnuts, except in the dream it was a debate between Daniella A. Apple and Lord Edmund Bryll. They both basically talked non-stop without concern for each other, the audience, or the moderator (Anson Williams). At one point Lord [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As I dozed comfortably in front of one of the dozen majestic fireplaces at the gentleman’s club, which I am not at liberty to describe in greater detail so as to not arouse the ire of the unprivileged rabble who are forbidden to darken its luxurious doorstep, I [...]
by Lady Edwina Bryll, wife of the inventor of Brylcreem Well! My Lord Edmund may have had his little shock last week, but little did I know that I would suffer an even greater one today when it was announced that — I can barely write it — that darling boy Clay Aiken prefers the [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Hello, my loyal readership, friends, well-wishers, and other assorted persons who happen upon this message, through whatever means as one locates such missives in the labyrinthine tubes of the internets. I will commence recounting an amusing, not to say humorous, anecdote presently, though in fairness I must here [...]
by Lady Edwina Bryll, wife of the inventor of Brylcreem Hello everyone! My goodness, but the keys on this contraption are sensitive! Not at all like the Underwood upon which I traditionally pen my correspondence. Pen! See, a pun! A pun about a pen! Well, I must thank the friends and well-wishers who have expressed [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem … … Shit.
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem 1. Where was I ten years ago? My heavens, how the memories of that era flit across my mind’s eye as I partake in the act of reminiscing! I distinctly remember several crucial features of that time, which will assist me in identifying my general location and, if pressed, [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem I am confronted daily, by which I hope you will permit me a small degree of hyperbole since I am not literally confronted per diem but rather am using the expression to relate my perception of the ubiquity of the ensuing phrase, by an assault on one’s aesthetic [...]