by Ingvar Jævel, “Lead Singer”
Hello to you! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
I am still writing down the story of my adventures but it will be coming soon! For now I will share with you the album cover that I got someone to Photoshop for me! We Norwegians know a guy!

Even after I [...]

by Ingvar Jævel
Hello again to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
It has been a long time since I wrote to you all, but I have a good excuse! I was becoming a better person through the exact scientistical techniques of Scientology! Or something! I am not certain they cured me from my problems, [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Christioventalismist
I bet a lot of you think that the world environment on Earth is just fine and we don’t have to worry about anything because there is no pollution or chemicals in our lettuce. Wrong! That’s what they want you to believe. They also want you to believe that showering is [...]

Daniella A. Apple pickets the Norwegian Embassy in Ottawa.

by Ingvar Jævel
Hello to you all once again! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
Perhaps you are wondering where I have been since my last posting! According to my handlers I should tell you it is none of your business! But I am not like that! I tell you to fuck yourself, too! Hah!
Actually I have [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media
Hello again so soon! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
I have obtained a spy satellite photograph of the inauguration! We Norwegians know a guy!

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media
Hello to you all my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
Today I am writing to you from America’s Oslo: Washington, D.C.! I do not know what the D.C. stands for, but it is probably something stupid!
I came to Washington to see [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, upstanding citizen, crank
So I got called in for Jury Duty last month. I guess being a successful political candidate means that the justice systems recognize that I am trustworthy and judgemental, so of course I said yes even though it is corrupt and controlled by an international cabal of Corporations and [...]

Godly reckoning for home intruder
The Norse believed Thor rode through the heavens during thunderstorms
An intruder received a taste of divine reckoning as he was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor.
UPDATE: On a related note, it looks like it may be possible to enter [...]