by Daniella A. Apple, Gaianaut I’m getting to hear a lot more about the news these days because I’m in the hospital. I broke my leg by stepping on a seagull at the landfill when I was hunting for treasures so I can make art from the garbage of the decadent western social society. I [...]

by Ingvar Jævel Hello again to you all! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! This time it has only been a short while since I last wrote to you all! Consider yourselves very lucky! The last time I sent my own mother a birthday card was 2006! Right before she ran off with [...]

Wonder what Ingvar would have to say about this? Something insulting, probably.

by Ingvar Jævel Hello once again to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I know it has been a long time since my last story about my adventures in Scientology, but I have a good excuse! I did not feel like writing anything for you! Do not be offended! You can’t help it! [...]

by Ingvar Jævel Hello again to you all! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! All of the Internet, even the asshole and pansy parts, is very excited about this thing that happened in the sky above my beloved homeland, Norway! Many people are asking what it was! Do not ask! When we want [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, “Lead Singer” Hello to you! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I am still writing down the story of my adventures but it will be coming soon! For now I will share with you the album cover that I got someone to Photoshop for me! We Norwegians know a guy! [...]

by Ingvar Jævel Hello again to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! It has been a long time since I wrote to you all, but I have a good excuse! I was becoming a better person through the exact scientistical techniques of Scientology! Or something! I am not certain they cured me from [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Christioventalismist I bet a lot of you think that the world environment on Earth is just fine and we don’t have to worry about anything because there is no pollution or chemicals in our lettuce. Wrong! That’s what they want you to believe. They also want you to believe that showering [...]

Daniella A. Apple pickets the Norwegian Embassy in Ottawa.

by Ingvar Jævel Hello to you all once again! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Perhaps you are wondering where I have been since my last posting! According to my handlers I should tell you it is none of your business! But I am not like that! I tell you to fuck yourself, too! Hah! [...]