by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media Hello again so soon! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I have obtained a spy satellite photograph of the inauguration! We Norwegians know a guy!

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media Hello to you all my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Today I am writing to you from America’s Oslo: Washington, D.C.! I do not know what the D.C. stands for, but it is probably something stupid! I came to [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, upstanding citizen, crank So I got called in for Jury Duty last month. I guess being a successful political candidate means that the justice systems recognize that I am trustworthy and judgemental, so of course I said yes even though it is corrupt and controlled by an international cabal of Corporations [...]

Godly reckoning for home intruder The Norse believed Thor rode through the heavens during thunderstorms An intruder received a taste of divine reckoning as he was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor. UPDATE: On a related note, it looks like it may be [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Festive greetings to you all! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Since I am having Christmas in America this year I decide to shop like Americans! In Norway we give pickled fishes for gifts! Even we Norwegians think that is disgusting! So I went to a [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello again to you all! It is I! Ingvar! From Norway! Once again I am writing to you from the beautiful Land of the Braves and Home of Mr. Freeze! America! How I love this place and its trusting people and easily distracted watchmen! Yesterday was [...]

But probably not.

by Daniella A. Apple, Naomi Klein stalker So the Amerikkkan government wants to spend money on bigwig fatcat plutocrats who run car companies. Funny. I thought the car companies were the government! Oh well. I’m sure it will all turn out great for the little guy and the environment. I’m being sarcastic. The other day [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello again my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! One more strange thing about Canada and America is how people like to write things in lists! I almost think they lack intelligence to write like normal prose, but then I think no, [...]