by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello my exciting friends! It is I, Ingvar, from Norway! I am greeting you from San Francisco, American City of Man Love and disgusting rice dishes! It is beautiful here! I did not know they made XXXXXL t-shirts that say “Property of Alcatraz”! Amazing and beautiful! [...]
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello again my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Before I leave this lovely country and return to my beautiful home in Kongsvinger, I have decided I must not leave before I see the great United States of America with my own [...]
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello my Canadian and American friends! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I must tell you how wonderful it is to be here in the land of hockey! I am here now 18 months and now I know most of your secrets and also what it [...]
Daniella may want to bone up on her Norwegian profanity.
by Daniella A. Apple, private citizen and proprietor of Amazing Online Recycled Craft Subscribe Market Some of you may have been wondering what I have been up to since the election was stolen from me. Leave me alone, spies! It is none of your business! Anyway, since the election where the KKKonservatives and LIEbrals conspired [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, former Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan So as I predicted the NEOCONS and the Corporations stole the election. “They” say that I only got 12 votes and the winner from the REFORM ALLIANCE NECONS got over 25,000. Funny. I must have spoke to a million people before the [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan I received an email today from a man who says he is a reporter. I do not believe him, he is probably a backbiter or some kind of spy for Corporations, so I will not answer him. This is part of my honesty [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan Did you know that if you are the guardian of a pet companion that the Corporations are watching you with chips implanted in your pet companion? It is literally true, which no human in society should have to put on with. We all [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan Do you feel you have privacy on the Internet? Or when you go to the bathroom? What can we do to make privacy better for everyone? And the environment? I have my privacy stolen 4 times at least. My candidatecy will make privacy, [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan Everyone cares about the environment. But some people hate the environment and want us to bathe in toxins and steal our identities. My platform is against 2 things such like haters and also polluters. Also people with guns. And Stephen Harper. I am [...]