Headlines I wish I had written, part I
Friday, November 21st, 2008“As Todd is my witness, I thought turkeys wouldn’t die” (Reference here for the unenlightened)
Whither my discreet but, as they may say, somewhat illicit lover? (Guest post by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem)
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008Yes, thank you, hmm. Right ho. My dear readers, if I may be so presumptuous as to make use of such an honorific in its invokation of familiarity, I am at this time obligated to relay to you certain facts and other forms of information that may cause you shock and, in the case of [...]