Daniella A. Apple pickets the Norwegian Embassy in Ottawa.

by Daniella A. Apple, sports commentator So I have been protesting out in front of the Walmart because it is the most evil Corporation the planet has ever seen. People tell me I am exaggerating but I will prove them wrong with my protest signs comparing Walmart to Hitler. I think I am convincing lots [...]

January 8, 2009 The Deershit Hills Gazette by Gazette Staff A mistrial was declared today in the trial of an area man accused of stealing over $10,000 in electronics from the Larvae Oaks Wal-Mart in September. Raymund O’Toole, 27, of Landfill Gultch, is accused of breaking into the department store in the early hours of [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, upstanding citizen, crank So I got called in for Jury Duty last month. I guess being a successful political candidate means that the justice systems recognize that I am trustworthy and judgemental, so of course I said yes even though it is corrupt and controlled by an international cabal of Corporations [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Naomi Klein stalker So the Amerikkkan government wants to spend money on bigwig fatcat plutocrats who run car companies. Funny. I thought the car companies were the government! Oh well. I’m sure it will all turn out great for the little guy and the environment. I’m being sarcastic. The other day [...]

Via Cracked.com, I ran across an interesting article about a guy who threw away all his worldly possessions and wandered unprepared into the Alaska wilderness and starved to death. It’s worth checking out, but I can’t help but disagree with some the author’s assertions. He weaves together a compelling narrative, trying to tease out the [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, private citizen and proprietor of Amazing Online Recycled Craft Subscribe Market Some of you may have been wondering what I have been up to since the election was stolen from me. Leave me alone, spies! It is none of your business! Anyway, since the election where the KKKonservatives and LIEbrals conspired [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, former Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan So as I predicted the NEOCONS and the Corporations stole the election. “They” say that I only got 12 votes and the winner from the REFORM ALLIANCE NECONS got over 25,000. Funny. I must have spoke to a million people before the [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan I received an email today from a man who says he is a reporter. I do not believe him, he is probably a backbiter or some kind of spy for Corporations, so I will not answer him. This is part of my honesty [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan Did you know that if you are the guardian of a pet companion that the Corporations are watching you with chips implanted in your pet companion? It is literally true, which no human in society should have to put on with. We all [...]