Daniella A. Apple pickets the Norwegian Embassy in Ottawa.

by Daniella A. Apple, Naomi Klein stalker
So the Amerikkkan government wants to spend money on bigwig fatcat plutocrats who run car companies. Funny. I thought the car companies were the government! Oh well. I’m sure it will all turn out great for the little guy and the environment. I’m being sarcastic.
The other day I was [...]

“As Todd is my witness, I thought turkeys wouldn’t die”
(Reference here for the unenlightened)

Seems I provoked a bit of a conflagration with my post a few days ago of a tongue-tied John McCain. Sporkless lobs a Chretien grenade, and in response Iggy drops a Parizeau bomb. To be frank, I don’t think it will be easy to top Jacques Le Ethnic Vote (though I’m sure there’s some classic footage [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, former Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan
So as I predicted the NEOCONS and the Corporations stole the election. “They” say that I only got 12 votes and the winner from the REFORM ALLIANCE NECONS got over 25,000. Funny. I must have spoke to a million people before the election [...]

 
Moderator: Welcome back to part two of the debate. Let’s get right to the questions.
What is your solution to the problem of nuclear proliferation, especially among so-called rogue states? Lord Bryll, your answer?
Lord Edmund Bryll: Right, quite right, yes. Now, unlike my esteemed competitor here, which admittedly is a particularly low threshold and should not [...]

Moderator: Today we welcome to our venue two of the leading voices at Krankor.com: Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan, and Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem. Welcome to you both, and thanks for joining us.
Lord Edmund Bryll: Yes, yes, thank you Mr. Williams, thank you. Delighted to be here, you [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan
I received an email today from a man who says he is a reporter. I do not believe him, he is probably a backbiter or some kind of spy for Corporations, so I will not answer him. This is part of my honesty but [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan
Did you know that if you are the guardian of a pet companion that the Corporations are watching you with chips implanted in your pet companion? It is literally true, which no human in society should have to put on with. We all know [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan
Do you feel you have privacy on the Internet? Or when you go to the bathroom? What can we do to make privacy better for everyone? And the environment?
I have my privacy stolen 4 times at least. My candidatecy will make privacy, we need [...]