My platform is made of dreams and paranoia

Friday, September 26th, 2008

by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan Everyone cares about the environment. But some people hate the environment and want us to bathe in toxins and steal our identities. My platform is against 2 things such like haters and also polluters. Also people with guns. And Stephen Harper. I am [...]

As regards the time I spent sharing a prison cell with John McCain, and the insight into his soul therein gained

Friday, September 26th, 2008

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As I dozed comfortably in front of one of the dozen majestic fireplaces at the gentleman’s club, which I am not at liberty to describe in greater detail so as to not arouse the ire of the unprivileged rabble who are forbidden to darken its luxurious doorstep, I [...]

The collapse of Lehman Brothers and the effect of the recent economic upheaval on the vast Bryll fortune

Monday, September 15th, 2008

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem … … Shit.

Whither my discreet but, as they may say, somewhat illicit lover? (Guest post by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem)

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Yes, thank you, hmm. Right ho. My dear readers, if I may be so presumptuous as to make use of such an honorific in its invokation of familiarity, I am at this time obligated to relay to you certain facts and other forms of information that may cause you shock and, in the case of [...]