by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan Everyone cares about the environment. But some people hate the environment and want us to bathe in toxins and steal our identities. My platform is against 2 things such like haters and also polluters. Also people with guns. And Stephen Harper. I am [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As I dozed comfortably in front of one of the dozen majestic fireplaces at the gentleman’s club, which I am not at liberty to describe in greater detail so as to not arouse the ire of the unprivileged rabble who are forbidden to darken its luxurious doorstep, I [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem … … Shit.

Yes, thank you, hmm. Right ho. My dear readers, if I may be so presumptuous as to make use of such an honorific in its invokation of familiarity, I am at this time obligated to relay to you certain facts and other forms of information that may cause you shock and, in the case of [...]