I consider myself the superior specimen as regards physical prowess, but Prince Philip remains unmatched in the realm of ethnic slurring. #2012/02/02
Prince Philip must have fully recovered from his recent troubles, as I have received a telegram from him challenging me to a push-up contest #2012/02/02
It seems something queer is happening with the Queen's English these days, when innocent words can be linked to buttockular copulation. #2012/01/15