by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem. In straightened economic circumstances, not unlike those which have recently manifested themselves owing to some extraordinarily poor planning on behalf of some of my lesser colleagues in the banking industry, and shamefully exacerbated by their inability to remain excessively wealthy, one must occassionally turn to the lighter side, [...]

LordEdmundBryll It has come to my attention that a sortie, or raid as it were, is scheduled to occur against that wretched Empire Club after cocktails. LordEdmundBryll I share this information knowing that the semi-literate troglodytes who comprise the Empire Club’s membership will be none the wiser. LordEdmundBryll I fully acknowledge the fact of Prince [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Shortly after the yuletide season, which one may rest assured passed in luxurious splendour and with generous helpings of good cheer, not to say rum, I was moved to pen an important and altogether timely treatise on the so-called crisis that is gripping the woefully unprepared economies of [...]

By Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As regards this time of year, which you should not fail to note is of a festive nature, owing to the impending occurance of the Christmas holiday celebrating the birth of our Lord and Saviour, those of us of higher, not to say superior, breeding turn our thoughts [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem I wander’d through the richly appointed halls As if in some vibrant, not to say lucid, dream She’s frigid as a brass monkey’s balls Yet I hold her in most high esteem To my place of banishment I reluctantly go Handsomely decorated though it may be For my [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Have I recounted for you, my faithful readership, the fascinating and thoroughly perplexing tale of the rather painful, not to say agonizing, consequences of my altogether befuddling recent banishment to the sitting room, and the ensuing interaction with the medical community with which I was subsequently saddled, though [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Yes, well, hrm. Hmm… YES! Quite so! An altogether most erudite, not to say spot-on, um, yes, ey wot. Where was I? Right! Immigrants! Fucking fishmongering fuck fishers! I find myshelf agreeing with… um… in agreement with… someone of great intelligences… Right! Hrm, hmm, yes! Altogether spot on! [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem It would appear, to all but the most recalcitrant and altogether unserious observers, that I have run afoul of one of the multitudinous unwritten rules of marital circumstance, being as I am now, and for what I judge to be a few days henceforth, barred, not to say [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Yes, now, where was I? Oh right, yes, of course. You see, to the extent that, indeed, my remarks could be misconstrued by the cretinous as having vaguely slanderous overtones, one must remember that the Monseigneur most certainly brought it upon himself, and my words in no way [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As one who is held, and quite rightly, if I am to be entirely honest and forthcoming, to a higher standard than the common man, as a natural consequence of my eminence bestowed upon me both by noble birth and also through my altogether extraordinary adventures vis a [...]