by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Hello, my loyal readership, friends, well-wishers, and other assorted persons who happen upon this message, through whatever means as one locates such missives in the labyrinthine tubes of the internets. I will commence recounting an amusing, not to say humorous, anecdote presently, though in fairness I must here [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem … … Shit.

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem 1. Where was I ten years ago? My heavens, how the memories of that era flit across my mind’s eye as I partake in the act of reminiscing! I distinctly remember several crucial features of that time, which will assist me in identifying my general location and, if pressed, [...]

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem I am confronted daily, by which I hope you will permit me a small degree of hyperbole since I am not literally confronted per diem but rather am using the expression to relate my perception of the ubiquity of the ensuing phrase, by an assault on one’s aesthetic [...]

Good day to you all, my considerate audience, and may the multitudinous gifts of the Lord’s splendid bounty grace your life on this autumnal Sunday, though perhaps some of the more puritanical among you may observe a respectable though theologically misguided injunction against internetworked communicative activities on what is widely held to be your faith [...]

Yes, thank you, hmm. Right ho. My dear readers, if I may be so presumptuous as to make use of such an honorific in its invokation of familiarity, I am at this time obligated to relay to you certain facts and other forms of information that may cause you shock and, in the case of [...]

Yes, yes, yes. Hmm. Yes, thank you Krankor, there’s a good lad. Now, as regards the topic that has been much on the minds of myself and, perhaps, dare I say, others, I found myself remarking just the other day to the much esteemed Lady Bryll that it is, as it were, a jolly good [...]